hey y'all.

Let's get sad.

Cramer’s voice is an ocean wave of steered grit; his guitar is a loyal sidekick; both, will result in you stomping your feet in the rhythm of a man’s bumpy life, (nearly evoking guilt from an audience member wanting Cramer to continue finding a rugged path, just so that we can continue tapping our feet to a soul-deep tune many of us are used to humming alone.)
— Angela Carter
If Abraham Lincoln’s wooden teeth met George Washington’s Axe, it would sound like Trout Mouth
— Weekly World News
He’s the Jesus Christ of Christianity
— Dave Grohl